Dear Elon Musk, Do You Feel Thread-ened?

30 Aug 2023

An email addressed to Elon Musk with concerns on the feud between Twitter/X and their new rival, Threads by Meta.

Dear Elon Musk, Can You Help Stop the Crypto Shills?

28 Aug 2023

Elon with his genius intellect can help us have an internet where we can freely join forums and online groups without the fear of dealing with the crypto shills

Dear Elon Musk, Can You Fix Global Warming?

14 Aug 2023

Things have been a little fiery recently but since Elon is a cool dude I believe he can help Mother Nature chill out and not be so hot headed.

Dear Elon Musk, Please Stop My Friends From Sending Me Spoofed Emails

5 Aug 2023

My desperate plea for Elon to save my inbox from scamming emails.

Dear Elon Musk, Can You Create a Noise-Cancelling Device for Snoring Partners?

30 Jul 2023

My appeal though simple is significant: can you please, pretty please, create a noise-cancelling device specifically designed for snoring partners?

Dear Elon Musk, Can You Make My Printer Work?

19 May 2023

Simply put, Elon, if anyone can solve my irritating malfunctioning printer it’s you.

Dear Elon Musk, Can You Help Me Lose Weight?

5 Feb 2023

My open letter to Elon Musk, one of the greatest problem solvers of our time, asking about recommendations on how I could lose my extra few pounds.